jeremy

all the keys, and sometimes banjo

 photo:  careyshaw.com

Do you have a friend who's good at most everything? And seems to have good sense, and knows everything too? Like in the annoying way that you're like, "How did he know that too? I hate when he's right about all the things."

I can beat Jeremy at cribbage, and my lyrics are better than his.

One time Jeremy was on a Belle Plaine poster in his bath robe. One time I made him laugh so hard by reading from a dictionary that he hit his head and fell down. One time I baked him cookies so he'd do my homework. I've known him for over half my life, and that's pretty good news.

That's my pal, Jeremy Sauer, master of the keyboards, chord structure, tour schedules and sound board. Ain't no getting around the fact that I don't know what I'd do without him.